Who are you guys?

We’re Box of Danger, you can read about our history here.

No no, I mean WHO are you guys?

Oh, as people? That’s covered here. Be sure to follow ModernTenshi04 on Twitter! He’s a whore for that kind of thing.

So what do you guys do?

We abridge and parody various anime series that we feel like having fun with.

Do you get paid for this sort of thing?

No, but if the right opportunity comes along . . . .

Is Dark Bomber the sexiest member of your team?

Yes. No contest.

I have an idea for you guys to use in a show!

That’s nice.

Seriously, it’s a great idea!

We’re sure it is.

Now you’re just being an ass!

Yeaaaah . . . .

Can I do some voice work for you guys?

The long and short of it is: maybe. Should we need a particular character voiced, and we feel that none of our core members or other, established abridgers, are capable of doing the voice we seek, we may put out a call for someone.

Until this happens, berating us with requests to do voice work will get you nowhere fast, and even if we do put out a call for voice actors, we may decide to ignore you out of spite or something.

Should you really want to do voice work, why not look into doing your own abridged series? That would actually get you some exposure, and for us it would let us see how good (or probably bad) you are, and we may contact you more directly should we need some voice work done on the “outside”.

What’s a hypotenuse?

A hypotenuse is the longest side of a right triangle, the side opposite the right angle. The length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle can be found using the Pythagorean theorem, which states that the square of the length of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides.

When’s the next episode coming out?

Please don’t ask us this, it gets really annoying after a while. Sometimes we can bang an episode out in a matter of weeks, other times it may take us months. This could be for various reasons: we’re lazy, we’re having trouble scripting, we’re waiting on voice actors to submit lines, Chippy is on his period, any multitude of reasons.

Seriously, though, we have lives outside of all this. 80% of us are still in college, and the remaining 20% have no lives but are too unmotivated to do anything themselves.

Would you guys be willing to make an appearance at [INSERT EVENT/CON NAME HERE]?

Maybe, depends on things. Contact admin AT boxofdanger DOT com with details, and we’ll get back to you.